David Beckham is on “Hot Ones.” Proper, proper geezer that one. One of the all-time gentlemen of my lifetime with an outstanding curling right foot on the pitch. Long time husband to the woman with infinite class, Victoria Beckham. Sean Evans brings the best questions on any interview show on any platform in 2024. He’s consistently genuine and wholesome on the show. It’s especially funny because I referenced watching David Beckham play in my post late last night, and now “First we Feast” is dropping the humble lad himself. Kismet.
Here we go:
Sean’s intros are well constructed and delivered.
Victoria was worried for him…doesn’t handle spicy well.
Man, he really did help boost the MLS back in the day. Him and Henry both, but his move to the Galaxy picked up interest in the brand new, and at the time, bleak, MLS.
“Sweaty armpits”- DB. He’s so real. You know everyone sweats in that seat.
Cracking the beers, Stella to be exact. Beckham pours a perfect beer and compliments Sean’s pour as well. Beers and wings with two cool fellas…where’s the football on the screen?
Feels his back pain every day. Who can relate? Say yeah. YEAH! Real dude.
Zidane(French legend and DB’s hero- “lucky to have those years with him” “Last training session with him…’I’m still sweating’…he (Zidane) doesn’t say much, a man of few words and said ‘David I just want you to know that its been a pleasure playing with the past few years.” Ecstatic boyish DB
“Spanish do things really well…I love spain…love it less right now.” DB eating a hot sauce from Spain. He’s feeling the heat.
Maryland sauce. Slow burner. He’s breathing fire. “I’m still a United fan”
Da Bomb “I’m not excited about this one..I spoke to my mom last night”…stops to breathe and gather…”she said, ‘please don’t swear.” He hasn’t. not one. What a proper lad…He’s articulating well considering Da Bomb’s poison is swelling against his gums.
Lego master question. Proudest moments? Wiping the fluids from his nose. “Old Trafford….I just love LEGO.”
Wing 9. Tune into the episode. Hear DB himself tell his early feelings for the young hot Spice Girl, now his wife. I can’t come close to doing it justice.
Last Dab “little bit of sweetness.” Hair question. Not for me. All it does is make me jealous. Bald fuckers like me can only dream. Hey Sean shaves his head…good looking out Sean…David Beckhams favorite is the buzz cut.
“I’m proud of myself.”
He was gracious at the end. Exactly what you would picture from an English gentleman.
“Oh god. My nose is on fire.”
Happy ending.
Find the Humor and keep on moving.
Whit W.